lordacies:

writing-prompt-s:

Every year, the richest person in America is declared the “Winner of Capitalism.” They get a badge. Then all of their wealth is donated to charity and they have to start over at $0.

This procedure results in the worlds richest people donating excessive amounts of money ahead of the event in an attempt to avoid being hit by a real life blue shell. Thus adding to the overall annual donation.

biwheelers:

MY SISTER SENT ME THIS AND I AM LOSING MY FUCKDKFN MIND

(Source: trnstlanticism)

vrystol:

uptodaete:

chikendog:

sheikofthesheikah:

nicodoll:

extradan:

nicodoll:

whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like

pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px

i dont use that trick

this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.

дякую

oh my god

heatandapathy:

idmangapasta:

iguanamouth:

paper-mario-wiki:

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

quick suggestion

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

The unholy trinity.

(Source: paper-mario-wiki)

help-mywife:

Help, my wife taught our kid to say “wow” in the Owen Wilson voice and now they both won’t stop